Open letter from planet mercury to people living on planet earth.
I move so quickly, approximately 88 days of your life on earth is my year. So at times you perceive me to be moving in backward motion. It’s all about your perception from earth.
I take up on myself the tedious task of managing your communication including listening, reading, learning, editing, writing, researching, talking, programming, coding, etc.
All aspects of trade and commerce come under my supervision so activities like buying, selling, negotiating etc are ruled by me.
I also manage your travel and transportation including shipping, delivering, conveyance of information, etc.
Most importantly, i have the huge responsibility on my shoulders to manage your intellect.
I do this day and night without any rest. And during my retrograde period, i am not powering these aspects of your life. That is all.
The things you blame on me when am in retrograde
- “My computer crashed on me. It is the Mercury Retrograde.” – When you end up misusing your computer for months without proper care.
- “I am sorry, its not me – It is mercury retrograde.” – When you end up saying unwanted things out of your own misunderstanding and judgement.
- “I missed my connecting flight. Damn this mercury retrograde” – when you book your tickets without using your brains to see if you will have enough time to make it. Unless it is by united airlines – then blame it on them as they are delayed more often than others.
- “I lost all my contacts on my phone. Oh no not again mercury!” – when you were irresponsible and probably stingy that you did not want to pay a dime to back it up on the cloud ?
- “What! Did i sign up for a 2 year lease? I thought it was 1 – I dread mercury retrograde” – Don’t you have eyes? Don’t you know to read ?
- “I am late for my meeting thanks to mercury in retrograde” – Don’t you know you can check for traffic before you leave your house? You wake up late and blame it on me?
- “I don’t feel like working, anyway mercury is retrograde” – Come on! This is called laziness not retrograde.
- “We were double booked, the reservation system acted up because of mercury retrograde” – Why not blame the restaurant that actually acted up or their information system that acted up or the lousy programmers that ACTUALLY acted up?
- “I charged my phone overnight, but it did not charge and i found out that i forgot to plug it in. Oh yeah mercury is retrograde” – It’s your brain that was in retrograde.
And there are more insane ones, you won’t believe how people on earth find creative ways to blame me.
- My dog ate my sock – Mercury is retrograde
- My date canceled on me – mercury is retrograde
- I lost my keys to my car – mercury is retrograde
- The milk has gone bad – mercury is retrograde
- The handyman broke my drier – mercury is retrograde
- I booked the wrong dates for my flight – mercury is retrograde
- I missed my stop on the train – mercury is retrograde
- I can’t find my charger – mercury is retrograde
- I never meant to propose, sorry mercury is retrograde.
- My digestive system is out of order – mercury is retrograde.
- I am unable to think clearly – mercury is retrograde.
and many many many more!
Stop blaming me! Stop it now!
Sincerely,
Mercury (Retrograde)
Exactly, my laptop and cellphones goes for the repair exactly when mercury comes to debilitating point and I could see lot of funerals at that point may be bcz I am Aquarius Asc n having bhuda bhukthi . Since it is debilitated in my natal chart with exalted Venus. Have been observing this phenomenon from past 4 years.
Excellent write-up. We actually feel it. I feel the best way is keep mum.
Thank you for the wonderful insights.
Hahaha actually this time really my phone and laptop gave me issues just when it went retrogate but a day later it was all fine.
So mercury I will not blame it on you. You are the best.
That was neat…lol
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The Write-up is top notch. It clearly concludes that we humans should focus on our Karma & stop blaming the Almighty. With proper attention to detail we can achieve the impossible too. The Supernatural powers are here to support us & not destroy us. I was in a whole lot of confusion & blamed all the planets for anything maleficent happening in my life. Hope after reading this article I will change myself for better. Once again I have to mention that the Write-up is fabulous. Thanks a gazillion to Mercury & the writer for this.
Quite good.
So beautiful and amazing article it has give me heart laugh i loved the sense 9f humour of the writer😍👏👏
Love the creativity of the article…Mercury Retrograde is really doing wonders ….😂😂😂😂