Saturn is already in retrograde in the sign of Aquarius and soon Jupiter will turn retrograde in the sign of Aries on September, 4th.
Here is an imaginary cosmic chit-chat between the 2 planets!
Jupiter: Hey Saturn, what’s up? You’re looking a bit… blue.
Saturn: Blue? That’s rich coming from you. You’re the one who’s spinning backward in Aries, the sign of impulsiveness. How’s that going for you?
Jupiter: Oh, you know, just rethinking a couple of life goals, making people question their leadership skills, the usual. But enough about me; what are you up to in Aquarius?
Saturn: Ah, I’m causing some disruptions in social structures, making people rethink their roles in society. You know, a little chaos never hurt anybody.
Jupiter: Chaos? Ha! People under my influence are becoming “spiritual warriors,” okay? I’m basically running a celestial self-help seminar up here!
Saturn: Spiritual warriors? Is that what we’re calling impulsive, overconfident folks these days?
Jupiter: Hey, Aries may make me impulsive, but it is also about courage and initiative! Unlike you, Mr. “Let’s rethink every decision and potentially delay everything because I’m retrograde.”
Saturn: “Delay” is another word for “wisdom,” my friend. If only you had some of it, we wouldn’t have so many people going on shopping sprees they’ll regret later.
Jupiter: Hah! Shopping sprees? At least I’m not making them build panic rooms and stock up on canned goods like it’s the end of the world.
Saturn: Touché. But remember, after my retrograde, they’ll have a well-organized society. After yours? They’ll have, what, a gym membership they don’t use and a half-finished novel?
Jupiter: Well, that half-finished novel could be the next great American classic, you never know!
Saturn: Sure, and one of my tech startups could be the next big thing. Let’s agree to disagree.
Jupiter: Fine, but don’t come running to me when you need a little inspiration or a dash of good luck.
Saturn: And don’t come to me when you realize you need a solid plan and some discipline. We’ll see who has the last laugh when we go direct!
Really like this style of writing. It makes astrology simple to understand and fun to read as well. Thank you for sharing your wit and wisdom.
Such a beautiful writing. Very creative, is your moon in purva phalguni.
Enjoyed reading witty conversation between two cosmic teachers🪐🌻
Thank you for sharing creative insights.🙏